You Shall Not Write My Praise

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

theteenagegentleman:

hollyhocksandtulips:

First Date

Can I please have this.  

theteenagegentleman:

hollyhocksandtulips:

First Date

Can I please have this.  

"Just me, you and the kid."
↳ Endless list of heartbreaking Falling Skies moments

nevillles:

get to know me meme1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS 

If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.

ouijaboardsandtarotcards:

mixedleanbh:

nextlifeout:

jekyllskitchen:

smilodonmeow:

peanutgopher1235:

Cats

Cats

Cats?

Cats!

Is the first one Garfield?

I’m dying

useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.
“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”
“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”
“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”
“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything

useyourwandbro:

lumoscas:

blue-and-bronzed-princess:

hpnextgenuniverse:

Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.

“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”

“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”

“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”

“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”

HAHAHA

best part, you could tell which houses the persno came from and which house they were talking to.

this is everything

elfuhbuh:

"And fuck you too, Raoul."

elfuhbuh:

"And fuck you too, Raoul."

lol good job google

lol good job google

professorfangirl:

Lear in plain English.

professorfangirl:

Lear in plain English.