when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
Lin-Manuel Miranda SEVERELY fan-girling over Phantom.
It’s meant to harden your knuckles so you don’t break them if you get into a fight. It also has the added benefit of knocking on wood. My father believed that success is a mixture of preparation and luck.
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
mr moseby in heathers
NO MURDERS IN MY LOBBY
The Gotham Rogues Gallery
”And thus I clothe my naked villainy,… And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.” -William Shakespeare
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]